An Incest Birthday Chapter 27 - Sex Stories

An Incest Birthday Chapter 27

... like seven hours straight?” “Oh yeah, with the girl in France! That was a fun day! I still can’t believe how flexible she was.” “Umm are you two done over there? You’re interrupting our exercise,” Rita said. “If that’s exercise then I want a personal trainer,” Aunt Lisa joked. “I got your personal trainer,” Rita said as she took off in a flying kick towards the door. They left the room laughing as they no doubt got a look at Rita’s exposed crotch. “What in the hell was that! A flying naked Liu Kang jump kick?” I laughed. “Something like that. It got them away from the door didn’t it?” “Not for the reasons you think, but still effective, just don’t hit me with it.” “I make no promises. You might just get a flying crotch to the face, if you’re lucky.” “Sounds tempting, I’ll remember that for a rainy day, unless you catch me in my sleep.” My phone rang again, the new ringtone I had for Ashley, I had forgotten to call her back with the mom talk and the naked wrestling, but she had it covered I guess. “Hey Ashley, what’s up.” “Hi Randy, what you up to this morning?” “Nothing really, pretty much just waking up. It sounds weird with you actually being nice.” “Well get used to it because that’s how I’m gonna be from now on.” “That’s good. You calling to make sure we’re still coming?” “I wasn’t, I hope you still are. I was calling to tell you to bring bathing suits.” “Bathing suits? We weren’t planning on going to the pool, all that chlorine…” “We’re not going to the pool, we’re all ...

... gonna get in the hot tub at my house.” “Oh, hot tub, well that sounds a lot better. You tell Chris and Stephanie?” “No I called you first, can you tell them? I’m still fixing up stuff here.” “Yeah I’ll tell them, you have any more surprises we should know about?” “Just be ready to get fat and tell some secrets, and maybe a drink or two? It’s part of a game.” “That’s a BIG maybe, but we’ll see. We’ll be over around three ok?” “Three is good, see you then.” Rita snatched the phone out of my hand. “See you at three ASHLEY BEAR! Haha!” “Dammit dad, I’m never gonna live that down…” I hung up the phone laughing at Rita’s improve embarrassment of Ashley, wishing I’d thought of that. “Ok get a bathing suit, she has a hot tub we’re all getting in apparently.” “A hot tub? Ok I can get excited about that. I haven’t been in one since we were at the cabin.” “She said something about telling secrets too?” “She must be talking about her, I’m not telling anything.” “There’s a drinking game too I guess, but I’m not drinking, not after the last party.” “You’re not leaving my sight this time, and if anything, you’ll be drinking beer, no liquor.” “That’s it I guess, whatever else we’ll find out when we get there.” “Now I have to wear a bathing suit under my clothes, Hello Kitty it is.” “That’s a messed up double standard. If girls wear stuff like Hello Kitty, Dora the Explorer, and Monster High, it’s cute and sexy and stuff, but if guys wear Transformers, Spongebob Squarepants, or Power Rangers ...