1. Falling For You


    Date: 9/10/2015, Categories: Love Poems Author: Saucymh, Source: LushStories

    He wanted to do something Different that year, To show his sweet wife His affection was dear, A gesture so huge She couldn’t complain, “Got it!” he shrieked, “We’ll jump from a plane!” He Googled the feat To find out the cost, Picked out the airfield He fancied the most, Then reading the small print He gasped, “Oh that’s rude!” - On Valentine's Day All jumpers go nude. He clicked on ‘pay now’, The purchase was done, A Valentine's skydive With not a stitch on. Then he added on extras, Flowers and wine, He wanted the best For his true valentine. On Valentine’s morning He worked very hard, Breakfast in bed And the soppiest card, Then taking her hand He whispered, “there’s more”, And showed her the limo Outside their front door. Whisked off in style His wife was aghast, She’d only had chocolates On Valentines past. And when her dear spouse Spilled the beans on his plot, She hugged him and squeezed him And kissed him - a lot. And so the pair skydived With private parts flappin’, Tits flying haywire And bollocks a’ slappin’. He’d done it to show how He cherished his wife, And she, overwhelmed, Had the time of her life.
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