1. Naked Quidditch Match - Fifth Time Around


    Date: 3/11/2017, Categories: Dark Fantasy Author: Dillan1, Source: sexstories.com

    To: Ron From: F&G Re: Re: Harry. Ginny Bugger. To: Gryffindor Tower (All) From: Fred & George Weasley Re: Our Little Sister URGENT: Anyone seen Ginny? To: Fred & George Weasley From: Ron Re: Re: Our Little Sister Well? To: Ickle Ronniekins From: Fred & George Weasley Re: Re: Re: Our Little Sister Nothing. Nada. Zip. She's probably in Hogsmeade already. Yeah. Like a regular Weasley would, leading us on to think she's snogging Harry, when actually she's laughing her ass off at us. She'd do that to us. -F&G To: Fred & George Weasley From: Ron Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Our Little Sister Delusional, much? Think back, dear brothers, to our sister's FIRST Valentines Day at Hogwarts. Now, tell me, if you were Ginny, what would YOU do? Drive your brothers insane with innuendo Snog Harry, and drive your brothers insane. Well? -Ron To: Fred & George Weasley From: Lee Jordan Re: Re: Our Little Sister Just popped by the area of the photo shoot. Very secure, and Dumbledore himself said that only authorized people are allowed in, to protect Harry and crew's dignity. Tell me, what kind of dignity can a man have if his bits are being splattered across hundreds of thousands of calendars for sales worldwide? What am I missing? -Lee To: Lee Jordan From: Fred & George Weasley Re: Re: Re: Our Little Sister Just a guess, but probably another 2 in. - Gred & Forge To: Harry Potter From: Snuffles the Adorable Grim CC: Mooney Re: Photo-Daze So, Harry, how'd it go? To: Snuffles From: R. Lupin CC: Harry ...
    ... Potter Re: Re: Photo-Daze They only just started taking pictures, you git. It's scarcely past morning tea. I expect this will be a near full day for Harry. But, that's beside the point… the "Adorable Grim"? What kind of flowers ARE you sniffing? -Remus To: Moony From: Snuffles the Adorable Grim CC: My Godson Re: Re: Re: Photo-Daze What? I'm a cute dog. I have it on good authority! Harry- I'm not at all frightening, am I? I mean, I'm lovable as a stray mutt, right? - Snuffles To: Snuffles From: R. Lupin CC: Harry Potter Re: Re: Re: Re: Photo-Daze You're the size of a small pony, and you think you're a cuddly little fluff-ball? Obviously your meals have been laced with something lately. - Remus To: Moony From: Snuffles CC: Harry Potter Re: PMS, Much? Let me guess, it's that time of the month for you? - Snuffles To: Remus Lupin, Snuffles From: Harry Potter Re: Re: PMS, Much? Kids, each to your corner. I'm on lunch break and at the rate your going, my Mmailbox will start sending me Howlers. Snuffles: Ginny says that you're an adorable animal when you're clean. Since the last time you had a bath you were a free man... Remus: Don't taunt the dog. He's not had his shots. Now, if you don't mind, I'm prancing around in little more than a towel, I've just wolfed down some food. (No pun intended, Remus), and I'm off to do the dragon shot. Once today's done, I'm going down to Hogsmeade and getting utterly plastered on Butterbeers and Firewhiskey. Only then do I think I'll be able to blot out ...
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