The Grand Eclectic Pornocomedy: Chapter 3 - Sex Stories

The Grand Eclectic Pornocomedy: Chapter 3

At Jessica's house, the three of us are chilling out, sipping purple drank, and watching fucked up internet videos. The two ladies seem to be getting along very well, and that warms my heart, because friendship is really a beautiful thing. After a few hours, Jessica offers to make soup for us, because she makes a very eclectic soup. "It's grand," she says. "Sounds good," I tell her as I make my way to her room. She heads into the kitchen to make the soup and I look for another movie to watch. I hear the door close behind me, and turn to see the other girl (okay, fuck it, her name is Liz) standing at the door, looking at me with hella lusty eyes. If this girl thinks I'm about to fuck her again, she's crazy. I've got nothing against fucking her, but I'm tired, you feel me? No matter, she grabs me and kisses me and shoves me onto Jessica's bed. My will is broken, because this is hot, but I still have some reservations. "We can't do it on her bed," I say. "That's fucked up." "Fine, get on the floor," Liz says. I comply, removing my pants and underwear and she takes off her shorts and panties, then straddles me, leaving her shirt on like I do. I can dig it. She kisses me and I guide my dick into her pussy. We fuck for not even a minute before she whispers, "Put it in my ass." "Really?" "Yeah, I wanna try more butt stuff." "Alright," I say, pulling out. I think I'm in love with this girl. She does that thing where she hooks her arm behind one knee and pulls it up to her chest to ...

... expose her butthole. I tease her for a little bit, running my dick up and down her crack as I remember that she ate macaroni at my house a few hours ago. I don't know how long that would take to digest, but a bolt of fear strikes my heart. I really don't want shit on my dick. But, nothing ventured, nothing gained, I figure. I say a silent prayer and shove it all the way in, and she lets out a little yelp. It's really tight. "Are you okay? Did I hurt you? "I'm fine, it just feels... weird," she says. "Keep going, I like it." "Okay," I say as I slide my dick out. I look down. No shit. I'm good. I release my inhibitions and throw the dick in her with everything I've got. She's rubbing her pussy in circles again, paying special attention to her clit. I look at her face, her eyes are closed, she's biting her lip, and she seems lost in the ecstasy. It occurs to me that she really is a special girl. She likes horror movies and macaroni and butt sex and she isn't even one of those freak hoes with a bunch of tattoos and piercings and shit. But that's not all, there's something else about her that's just... really cool. I get a feeling, kinda like when you're about to cum, but it's not in my dick. It's in my heart. All of this is occurring to me as I'm reaming her butthole like some kind of automated butthole-reaming machine, when suddenly she grabs my shirt collar and pulls me toward her, looking me in the eyes. "I want you to cum in my ass," she whispers. "Okay, just let go of my shirt ...